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onikoneko1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"Rhiannon needs to give me head." *blink*
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"Rhiannon looks like she really wants to dig in to that chocolate!" This is probably true.
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"Rhiannon does not originate in the World of Men." Well, why the hell not?
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"Rhiannon Hates Tom o'myspace." Boy and I will rage upon myspace!
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
"Rhiannon has gone almost an entire week without having an accident!" Alright!!...?
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
"Rhiannon loves all styles of dancing but feels most comfortable with the sharp, fluid moves of Jazz..." I can dance?
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
"Rhiannon eats rats testicles." NO I WON'T!
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
"Rhiannon has a fan in Paul McCartney." O rly?
9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
"Rhiannon died six days after hitting her head on the pavement." Well, I
did do that a lot as a child during temper tantrums.
10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
"Rhiannon won't take a pacifier and isn't terribly interested in giving her fingers more than a cursory mouthing." Yes...I think?
11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
"Rhiannon can't help you, as she's no longer there when you arrive." Aww...I'm sorry :(
12: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
"All their leader Rhiannon wants to do is rule over the two colonies together in peace with justice and fairness." Yeah...peace, justice, and fairness. Exactly.